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性格重塑的可能

性格决定命运,但是实际上人的性格是养成的,好比一棵树,年幼时你给他拧个弯,它就需要带着这个弯成长,但是性格是不是存在重新塑造的可能。 先分析一下性格的组成部分: 我们说一个人的性格...

2019/01/18 13:09
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编程这件小事

例如我们正在开车,了解汽车的构造和基本原理业务对于开车这件事情没有过多的帮助,但是对于意外发生时的应对还是可以起到很好的辅助作用的,这点放在计算机行业上面也很类似。 编程这件工作...

2018/12/24 15:11
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女人是这个世界上最牛逼的生物,没有之一

万不要小瞧流血7天还不死的生物

2017/04/28 10:16
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最佳损友

谁的人生没有几个损友路过?

2017/04/24 21:21
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流水账 - 初始化hadoop服务所要使用到的命令

一年多前简单研究过hadoop,环境centos 6.5 64bit.使用下面的命令逐步助兴即可初始化,留着自己用的。 cd /opt wget http://mirrors.cnnic.cn/apache/hadoop/common/hadoop-2.6.4/hadoop-2....

2017/04/21 09:46
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我可能遇到了假的父母

每个熊孩子的心中都住着一只熊妈妈

2017/04/19 23:33
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我可能遇到了假的父母

宝宝心里苦,可是宝宝不说

2017/04/17 22:37
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家里有个熊孩子

七岁的小男孩是地球上最可怕的生物,他们有好奇心、行动力、破坏力以及《未成年人保护法》

2017/04/14 22:26
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在汪星人统治的世界里

嗯,如果你跟一个人有仇就送他一直哈士奇

2017/04/11 21:44
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不要跟一个女人吵架

如果发生争吵,一定至少有一方有错;而女人从不认错,所以只能男人有错;就算男人无错,惹女人生气,也铁定有错;如再不肯认错,岂非错上加错?你看,逻辑就是逻辑,女人们的逻辑无可辩驳~~~

2017/04/10 21:33
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一个人没有自信是什么样的表现

Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet...

2017/04/06 21:27
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西瓜籽吃多了,自然会怀孕的

Today, my husband told my 5-year-old daughter that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, I would get pregnant. Tonight, she dropped one in my mouth while I was asleep. FML 现在的小孩...

2017/04/05 20:50
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如何在两周之内用C语言对网站进行重写

**先说前提: 网站流量开始爆炸,最开始的时候选用的是JAVA语言,java大家都知道的,巨吃内存,而且性能并不是很高,于是,哼哼,老子要搞掂你。 首先是开始考察: 服务器嘛,已经买了linux...

2017/04/01 13:55
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情人节,狗狗都被人抱走,姑娘,单身狗你要么?

Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution pe...

2017/03/31 23:11
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女朋友吃我们家狗狗的醋,我觉着我可能很快要单身了

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said "you...

2017/03/30 21:50
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亲爱的,你是吃屎了么

Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your...

2017/03/29 21:27
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被鸽子欺负是什么样的体验

狗急了会跳墙,兔子急了能蹬鹰,这鸽子急了。。。

2017/03/28 21:26
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一转身就会错过一打好姑娘

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I'v...

2017/03/27 21:45
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哎,我这暴脾气

Today, I attended a Buddhist prayer service for my religion and philosophy course. When the service was over, everyone stood up. Unfortunately, my legs and feet had fallen aslee...

2017/03/25 10:12
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诗人最近都很忙,忙着去远方了

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of...

2017/03/23 21:36
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